38 yer olds are good kisserssss
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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