Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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