Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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