Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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