Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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