it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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