problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you traded sex for a burrito?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
You did what with his pubic hair?
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