Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
