Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
