did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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