1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
