I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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