If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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