How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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