So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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