How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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