dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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