You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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