Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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