batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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