I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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