woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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