so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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