after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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