Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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