You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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