so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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