So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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