K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Yo dont text me then not text me
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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