Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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