Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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