BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
