doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
then he tried to convert me to islam
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
