If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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