How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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