I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
sex in a hospital.. check
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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