u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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