so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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