Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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