let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
