I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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