are you still at the devil's house?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Randomize
