it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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