gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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