Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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