Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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