Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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