I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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