I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
