We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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