she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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