I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
North Korea, Best Korea!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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