We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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