Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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