Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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