im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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