Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
All I want is dick and wine.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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